Wednesday, October 1, 2014

… alien motherboard ships are also copy machines?!

First of all, I hate to burst your bubble. In reality, copy machines are not alien motherboard ships (insert sigh of disappointment). But, I’m happy to…inflate your bubble (because that’s totally a thing), the kids that are considered the most troubled and damaged to society are capable of bringing joy to others. It’s true, kids say the darndest things. And in my opinion, these things are gems of joy. So, I want to share some of this joy with you by telling you three of my favorite stories thus far.
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COPY MACHINE=ALIEN MOTHERBOARD
Who would ever think that two kids would rather try to “fix” a copy machine than go play outside at a park? Well, this is how this adventure began.

Staff gave the kids finger flashlights that came in an array of colors. After the finger flashlight activity, one of the kids was instructed to go to the bathroom before the next activity began. Of course, going to the bathroom turned into a private Frozen concert that could be heard all throughout the halls. After this pop star rocked out in the bathroom, the kiddo tried to fix the “broken” copy machine (which was really just unplugged).

What? You think that the finger lights are merely the kids’ toys? You’re silly. They’re definitely a handy flashlight that is used specifically to fix copy machines. Well, at least that’s what the kid thought. The kiddo began lifting all of the lids, opening every compartment, pushing all of the buttons, and turning all of the knobs of this mysterious machine. Nothing was working. Well, if none of these methods worked, why not shake the full container of dried ink by the machine while staff isn’t looking? The kid obviously thought this was a good idea, and ended up with dried ink all over their shirt, face, and hands.

When some of the other kids came to help fix the machine, they all shared a seemingly unconscious understanding that the copy machine was no longer a copy machine. It had become an alien motherboard ship that spits out oodles of alien babies ALL OVER THE BUILDING! The flashlights became investigation tools and the building became a hazard zone with slimy alien babies. However, the only way to communicate with the rest of the team was through the “radio,” which was a part of the alien motherboard machine.

The kid sprinted over to the machine while aliens were violently attacking his comrades, and out of breath, radioed for backup. They yelled into the alien motherboard transmitter; “DO YOU COPY?!”

Some say that ignorance is bliss. But in this case, ignorance is blissfully punny.

MEDITATION SNACK TIME
Kids are chosen to come and get snack by having “calm bodies” while sitting at the table. Yes, I understand this phrase leaves a lot of room for interpretation. Some may interpret this to mean that you’re supposed to sit in your chair and keep your hands to yourself. But come on, that’s grown up talk. Our kids understand this term to mean…MEDITATION TIME! Obviously. I’m sure that in the kids’ eyes, the kiddo with the best meditation technique will be chosen to get snack first. Now, imagine seven kids sitting at a table, immediately turning into young “yoggies.” Just in case you’re wondering about perfect meditation form, it includes sitting “criss-cross-applesauce” in your chair, closing your eyes, and intertwining your fingers to make an intricate, yet impressive design. After about two months, I have never been to snack time without one of the kids showing off their yoga form.  

GOD GIVES YOU LIFE
Snack time offers kids the opportunity to practice their boundaries, social skills, and to show that they are able to listen to directions. Some kiddos come to the table and talk about the new movie they watched. On rare occasions, the kids have a substantial answer when staff asks how their day was. However, some kids take this opportunity to preach about their understanding of God.

One day at the snack table, a kid insisted on telling all of the others that they love God; “He gives me life!” Yes, it was pretty adorable. But this precious moment quickly turned into a bundle of giggles…at least for me. In agreement with this God loving statement, another kid added to this thought by saying, “Yeah! He helps me live, eat, drink…He even helps me poop!” I thought that all of the other kids would start laughing (why wouldn’t they?! It’s a poop joke!), but instead, they all quietly nodded their head in agreement as if it was a wise statement. The one time the kids calmly reach an agreement is when the conversation involves God and poop. Who would have known? 
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For the first time in my life, I am getting paid to work with kids. I was initially nervous to work with this young population because of my lack of experience, but everyone told me not to worry; “they say the cutest things.” People are right! Their nonchalant statements bring me joy that often bubbles up in the form of giggles. These gems of joy have equipped me with hope that I often remember when all of the social justice problems become too overwhelming. Hopefully these gems of joy can do the same for you.

If you want to read more about the Juneau JVC NW experience, then check out my roommate’s blog at http://bearb8.wordpress.com/

Also, you can see the photos that my housemates and I have taken in Alaska by going to flicker.com, clicking on people, entering “bullwinklehaus,” and then clicking on the link. Or, go to https://www.flickr.com/photos/126652901@N03/

Thank you for reading. I deeply appreciate the support. With love and blessings,
Genevieve





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